Total Medals Earned: 204 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,680 Points
Medals Earned: 8/11 (360/395 points)
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Good luck with your new career.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/85 points)
Encounter the cryptid
Beat the game
Get caught
Ivan
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Solve the first puzzle
Solve all the levels
Make friends with a bird
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Collect 1000
Collect 10000
Collect 25000
Collect 50000
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/500 points)
Kill 9 monsters in a single run
Sent a score to the leaderboard
Kill 100 monsters in a single run
Kill 300 monsters in a single run
Kill your first boss
Kill 3 bosses in a single run
Kill 6 bosses in a single run
Unlock all available guns
Unlock all available coins
Unlock all available characters
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 6/15 (35/200 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 9.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 13.
Complete level 14.
Complete level 15.
